Saturday Walkers Club

Legal stuff & cookies

By using this website, you agree:

  1. That you have taken professional legal advice before entering into this contract
  2. That you give your immortal soul to the Saturday Walkers Club, along with all your property, posessions, and monnies. If you a) do not believe you have an immortal soul, b) have already given it to another party, or c) do not wish to grant it to us, then you must not use this website.
  3. That you grant an enduring power of attorney for all your affairs to the Saturday Walkers Club
  4. That we may retrospectively change this agreement, and that you agree to such changes.
  5. That we, or anyone, on any website, may use cookies and your data for any purpose with anyone
  6. That you have read, understand, and consent to Google's privacy policy
  7. That everything on this website is completely without warranty of any kind
  8. That we are serious about all the above. So don't go trying to sue us later with some nonsense like 'I thought this was all satire'. We mean it!

If you do not agree to this:

  1. You must not use this website
  2. You must wipe the memory and storage of all devices and accounts that you use to access this website

Last Updated : May-18 by Andrew

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