Westbury to Warminster via Imber Range walk

Westbury White Horse, 5 hills (3 of which Iron Age Camps), pristine chalk downland on Salisbury Plain, an abandoned village on the rarely open Imber Range

History

This is a list of previous times this walk has been done by the club (since Jan 2010). For more recent events (since April 2015), full details are shown.

Date Option Post # Weather
Fri, 15-Apr-22 Friday Walk - Pilgrimage to St. Giles, Imber, lonely church on Salisbury Plain (via Westbury White Horse, 5 hills (incl some Iron Age Camps), pristine chalk downs) 6 sunny with a cooling breeze
Sun, 18-Aug-19 Sunday Walk - A White Horse, three Iron Age Hillforts & the Imber Live Firing Range on Salisbury Plain: Westbury to Warminster 8 half sunny half overcast with some rain
Sun, 16-Apr-17 Easter Day Walk - Salisbury Plain: Westbury to Warminster (via Imber Range) [New Walk!] 2 blazing bright sunshine
Sat, 01-Apr-17 Saturday Extra Walk - Apocalypse Now! – Imber Live Firing Range (Salisbury Plain)
Little Imber on the Downe, 7 miles from any towne.[Westbury to Warminster (via Imber Range)]
Length: 30.3 km (18.8 mi)
Ascent/Descent: 553/494 m
Net Walking Time: ca. 7 hours
Toughness: 8 out of 10
Take the 09.37 Paignton train from Paddington (10.02 Reading, 10.17 Newbury, 10.37 Pewsey), arriving Westbury at 10.54.
Return trains: You can return back to Paddington via Westbury or to Waterloo via Salisbury. Buy a Warminster return, or Advance Singles.
Fast walkers should be able to catch the 18.30 to P’ton via Westbury. After that, there are the 19.02 (P’ton), 19.13 (W’loo), 19.33 (P’ton), 20.02 (P’ton), 20.13 (W’loo), 21.14 (W’loo).
Ticketing: both stations are outside the Network Southeast area, an Off-Peak Return at full price is £59.10, less with eligible Railcards. With a Network Railcard, you have to split tickets at Newbury. Cheap Advance Tickets may be available.
Bookended by indifferent, tarmac-heavy urban stretches through Westbury and Warminster, this walk is a fascinating journey across the Imber Live Firing Range on Salisbury Plain, an accidental wilderness due to having been MoD property since 1898, and out-of-bounds for most of the year, apart from short stand downs over Christmas and Easter and for some days in August (most years). Imber village itself was abandoned in 1943 at five weeks’ notice to be used for training house-to-house combat in preparation for the invasion of Continental Europe and is one of the most haunting and evocative places visited on any SWC walk. [St. Giles Church, Imber will be open today during 11.00-16.00 hours]
Either side of the Plain the route conquers five hills, three of which with notable remnants of Iron Age hillfort sites: Bratton Camp, Scratchbury Camp and Battlesbury Camp, and also passes Wiltshire’s largest White Horse, at Westbury. You get superb views across Salisbury Plain and of the surrounding countryside of Wiltshire and Somerset.
Shorter walks, starting from Bratton or Edington, or finishing in Heytesbury, involve short taxi journeys, due to the buses not running on Holidays.
Note 1: Before embarking on this walk, please read the chapters on Public Safety and Access Rights on Salisbury Plain/Imber Range and on General Health & Safety Rules for military areas and ranges on page 2 in the walk directions pdf.
Note 2: The rare Open Days on the Imber Range are very popular; we may be the only walkers in Imber when we get there, but there will be lots of other people coming by car or bike. Please stay out of the cordoned off areas, even if others don’t! The MOD have threatened to stop Open Days completely if people keep straying into those areas.
Lunch: Picnic (although there will be hot drinks and biscuits sold at Imber Church (14.4 km/9.0 mi). Cash only!
Tea: check page 2 of the walk directions. T=swc.286
For the walk directions, a map, a height profile, gpx/kml files and photos click here.
  • 22-Feb-22

    Keen observers will realise that 2 West Wiltshire walks on consecutive days give you an option for a mini-break and get 2 walks for the price of 1 (plus accommodation). Warminster has some options, Salisbury many. Advance tickets to Westbury are available, Warminster to Salisbury and Salisbury to Tisbury are cheap tickets anyway, and for Tisbury to London all Railcards are valid.

  • 13-Apr-22

    On the government link, it says there will be firing during the day in the Imber on Friday 15th unless I am reading the wrong column?

  • 13-Apr-22

    Hi Celine.

    Not sure where you're looking, but this is what the SPTA Newsletter says, as far as I can see (which is also repeated in the 'St Giles Church, Imber' newsletter):

    "Imber Village and the routes running through it, will be open to the public between: 6pm Thursday 14 April 2022 and 6pm Sunday 17 April 2022 inclusive.

    The public are reminded that they are to obey all safety signs. They are not permitted into any buildings in Imber Village except the Church when it is open and they are not to leave the carriageway either on foot or in their vehicle."

    The range is unusually NOT open on Easter Monday, as a live firing exercise (Wessex Storm, or somesuch) will commence then.

  • 13-Apr-22

    This is where I was looking: https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/salisbury-plain-training-area-spta-firing-times/salisbury-plain-training-area-spta-firing-times-april-2022

    There are several columns with several localities, the one that says Imber (Warminster) says firing on Friday...

  • 13-Apr-22

    Ok, I see.

    That conflicts with the SPTA Newsletter: https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/salisbury-plain-training-area-spta-newsletter/salisbury-plain-training-area-spta-newsletter-april-2022

    And with the Imber Church Newsleter, which is from 2 days ago: "St Giles Church will be open from Good Friday 15th April until Easter Sunday 17th April inclusive between 1100 hours (11am) and 1600 hours (4pm) daily. The Church will be Closed to visitors on Easter Monday as a live-firing exercise commences on that day."

    And with the Wiltshire Tourist Info site: https://www.visitwiltshire.co.uk/whats-on/imber-open-days-p2531933

    So, I can only assume it's a clerical error.

    But if the red flags are indeed flying when we get to the Vedette Post, we'll do an impro route omitting the Range. I got a map, and a plan.

  • 14-Apr-22

    same info on imbervillage.co.uk: open from Thursday evening

  • 14-Apr-22

    There is, of course, a scenario where all of it could be true at the same time: There is some firing somewhere on the range tomorrow, but away from the four permitted routes through it, and at fixed targets, without troops or equipment moving about. And the range can therefore be open to the public. I have fired off (!) an email to the Imber Church volunteers about the situation, and here's their reply this morning: "I cannot explain this except it might well be that there is firing well away from Imber village as the MoD has confirmed public access Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Further it could be that the MoD has not updated its website, though it should. However, I am planning on going to Imber today and for the next three days. I will let you know if there is anything different but presume public access will be allowed on those three days."

  • 15-Apr-22

    We started 15 mins or so late, as the busy train had picked up some unexplained delay from Bedwyn onwards, in bright sunshine. Through Westbury (incl. a peek into the pretty All Saints Church) and up on to the Downs to the White Horse, where hundreds of other people were milling about (there is a car park nearby). The views were magnificent, all the way to the Alton Barnes White Horse across Pewsey Vale. The route through the Imber Range was not as busy as on past Outings, as families were probably saving their trip for tomorrow or Sunday, when there will be an Easter Egg Hunt at Imber Church.

    We spent quite a bit of time at the church, which has new and enhanced information panels and the usual hot drinks and biscuits.

    On along the completely quiet 'American Road', through the high part of the Plain, with surround views. As before, we were accompanied by plenty of bird song, mainly ground nesters in the forever undisturbed chalky grassland.

    Eventually out of the Range and back in 'civilisation' (ie with car noise from the A36), we still had 4 hills to do, including 3 magnificent iron age hillfort sites, before descending into Warminster.

    2 turned right for the station and the next train to Paddington, 4 turned left for a drink, a train to Salisbury and an overnight stay to join tomorrow's Tisbury walk.

    Amazing scenery, splendid company, superb walking weather.

    6 sunny with a cooling breeze

Westbury to Warminster
Length: 30.4 km (18.9 mi)
Ascent/Descent: 494/436 m
Net Walking Time: ca. 7 hours
Toughness: 9 out of 10
or
start from Bratton or Edington, and/or finish in Heytesbury, from as little as 16.5 km/10.3 mi (rated 3/10)
[due to the buses not running on Sundays, these options require a taxi journey today]
Take the 09.00 Penzance train from Paddington (09.34 Reading, 09.49 Newbury), arriving Westbury at 10.22.
Return trains: fast walkers may get the 17.44 from Warminster, but realistically the 18.23 or subsequent trains are the most likely return trains.
Ticketing is somewhat complicated, as both stations are outside the Network Southeast area, here are the options, ranked by expense:
(A) Cheapest will be Advance Tickets (currently £25.50 for the outbound train from Paddington and £14.20 for the 18.23 return to Waterloo, at full price, lower still with Railcards).
(B) Split Tickets (London-Newbury return + Newbury-Warminster return) are an option, but you will have to travel back via Westbury to Paddington, and on a train that stops at Newbury! The Network Railcard is valid to Newbury. The same logic applies to tickets split at Reading.
(C) GWR-only Off-Peak Warminster Return - you have to return to Paddington (and change at Westbury or Swindon).
(D) Off-Peak Warminster Return - valid on all returns into Waterloo and Paddington.
Little Imber on the Downe, 7 miles from any towne.
Bookended by indifferent, tarmac-heavy urban stretches through Westbury and Warminster, this walk is a fascinating journey across the Imber Live Firing Range on Salisbury Plain, an accidental wilderness due to having been MoD property since 1898, and out-of-bounds for most of the year, apart from short stand downs over Christmas and Easter and for some days in August (most years). Imber village itself was abandoned in 1943 at five weeks’ notice to be used for training house-to-house combat in preparation for the invasion of Continental Europe and is one of the most haunting and evocative places visited on any SWC walk. Imber Church will be open 11.00-15.30 hours today.
Either side of the Plain the route conquers five hills, three of which with notable remnants of Iron Age hillfort sites: Bratton Camp, Scratchbury Camp and Battlesbury Camp, and also passes Wiltshire’s largest White Horse, at Westbury. You get superb views across Salisbury Plain and of the surrounding countryside of Wiltshire and Somerset.
Shorter walks, starting from Bratton or Edington, or finishing in Heytesbury, involve short taxi journeys, due to the buses not running on Sundays.
Note 1: Before embarking on this walk, please read the chapters on Public Safety and Access Rights on Salisbury Plain/Imber Range and on General Health & Safety Rules for military areas and ranges on page 2 in the walk directions pdf.
Note 2: These rare Open Days on the Imber Range are very popular; we may be the only walkers in Imber when we get there, but there will be lots of other people coming by car or bike. Please stay out of the cordoned off areas, even if others don’t! The MOD have threatened to stop Open Days completely if people keep straying into those areas.
Picnic lunch (although there will be hot drinks and biscuits sold at Imber Church (14.4 km/9.0 mi).
For the tea options in Heytesbury and Warminster check page 2 of the walk directions. T=swc.286
For the walk directions, a map, a height profile, gpx/kml files and photos click here.
  • 15-Aug-19

    For those of a more spontaneous nature who did not book advance tickets....I will flag that we can use groupsave tickets on these trains....with a savings of 34%, it makes the return to Warminster roughly 37 pounds...We can take any of the return trains on offer (as long as "our group" takes the same one)….I plan to be at the Paddington ticket office or in the ticket line at 8:40 AM on Sunday for anyone interested in buying a groupsave together (we need 3 minimum)….

  • 17-Aug-19

    I'll be coming along on this walk and hope to join in the group saver ticket group.

  • 17-Aug-19

    Great! See you at the ticket office...

  • 18-Aug-19

    The forecast was spot on: the morning rain had stopped when we stepped off the train, the rest of the day was either sunny or overcast, until we had half an hour of on-and-off rain near the end. The train was (of course) delayed and the decision by the MOD to only allow 4 Open Days this year meant that Imber and the roads/tracks leading to it were much busier than in past years. (Imber is now offering an audioguided tour as well...!]

    The morning rain and subsequent strong-ish winds meant that the far views were superb today, so much so that for the first time over the various recce and group walks I have done, from the White Horse Hill above Westbury I could see the ridge on the other side of the Vale of Pewsey in full detail: Tan Hill/Milk Hill, Alton Barnes White Horse, Pewsey Downs to Martinsell Hill...

    Some felt that the long tracks and some tarmac on the Plain en route and away from Imber were too long for comfort, but - it is what it is, and the beauty of hills, coombes, ridges and hillfort sites either side of the Plain surely made up for any hardship? On the Plain: plenty of wildflowers, poppies, flowering thistles...

    The front 4 got to Warminster with time to spare for a swift one at The Old Bell Inn, the others went straight to the station, all making the 18.23 to W'loo.

    3 with Advance Tickets, 4 on the GroupSave Ticket, 1 other with an Advance missed the train (that much we know), but we don't know what she did next, so 7 , half sunny half overcast with some rain

  • 18-Aug-19

    The one who missed the train by 10 minutes ended up at Westbury at 13.00, just 2 hours 40 minutes later than the rest of the group. Sunday travel. She did the full walk with all the extensions and amazing views, got drenched after failing to visit Imber Church (closed for a concert) but was rewarded with some lovely evening sunshine on the last three hills. Home at 23.30.

  • Anonymous
    19-Aug-19

    8

...this slot is a swap with Chris L against my Saturday 27 May slot...

This walk had an aborted ‘outing’ on April Fools’ Day, when the Imber Range was shut to the public anyway, but this is the real thing…
It is a long and expensive outing, but – and I’ve said this before about one or two of my other walks – a walk like no other.
Westbury to Warminster
Length: 30.4 km (18.9 mi)
Ascent/Descent: 494/436 m
Net Walking Time: ca. 7 hours
Toughness: 9 out of 10
or
start from Bratton or Edington, and/or finish in Heytesbury, from as little as 16.5 km/10.3 mi (rated 3/10)
[due to the buses not running on Sundays, these options require a taxi journey from Westbury or to Warminster today]
Take the 08.57 Plymouth train from Paddington (09.32 Reading), arriving Westbury at 10.21.
Return trains: Ticketing is complicated, as both stations are served by different train companies and outside the Network Southeast area, here are the options, ranked by level of expense (the general rule – of course – is: the more you spend, the more options you have!):
(A) Split Tickets (London-Newbury return + Newbury-Warminster return) - £41.20 Full Price (£27.30 with Senior, Two Together etc. Railcards, £33.05 with a Network Railcard), your only eligible returns are the 17.36, 18.44, 19.44 and 20.44 trains from Warminster, connecting to the 17.56, 19.55, 20.28 and 21.44 trains from Westbury respectively, as your train has to have a stop at Newbury (i.e.: you have a long wait at Westbury for the latter three trains, and I can’t guarantee that the excellent waiting room with café will be open on the evening of Easter Day, but there is a pub 2 mins away).
(B) GWR-only Off-Peak Warminster Return - £52.50 Full Price (£34.60 with Senior, Two Together etc. Railcards), you have to return to Paddington (and change at Westbury or Swindon), your options are: the 17.36, then hourly 17.44 to 21.44.
(C) Off-Peak Warminster Return - £57.50 Full Price (£37.95 with Senior, Two Together etc. Railcards), valid on all returns into Waterloo (16.53, 17.08, 18.23, 19.08, 20.10 or 21.46) and Paddington (as above under (B)).
Little Imber on the Downe, 7 miles from any towne.
Bookended by indifferent, tarmac-heavy urban stretches through Westbury and Warminster, this walk is a fascinating journey across the Imber Live Firing Range on Salisbury Plain, an accidental wilderness due to having been MoD property since 1898, and out-of-bounds for most of the year, apart from short stand downs over Christmas and Easter and for some weeks in August (most years). Imber village itself was abandoned in 1943 at five weeks’ notice to be used for training house-to-house combat in preparation for the invasion of Continental Europe and is one of the most haunting and evocative places visited on any SWC walk. Imber Church will be open 11.00-16.00 hours today, an Easter Egg Hunt is scheduled for noon (i.e. before we arrive, unfortunately).
Either side of the Plain the route conquers five hills, three of which with notable remnants of Iron Age hillfort sites: Bratton Camp, Scratchbury Camp and Battlesbury Camp, and also passes Wiltshire’s largest White Horse, at Westbury. You get superb views across Salisbury Plain and of the surrounding countryside of Wiltshire and Somerset.
Shorter walks, starting from Bratton or Edington, or finishing in Heytesbury, involve short taxi journeys, due to the buses not running on Sundays.
Note 1: Before embarking on this walk, please read the chapters on Public Safety and Access Rights on Salisbury Plain/Imber Range and on General Health & Safety Rules for military areas and ranges on page 2 in the walk directions pdf.
Note 2: These rare Open Days on the Imber Range are very popular; we may be the only walkers in Imber when we get there, but there will be lots of other people coming by car or bike.
Picnic lunch (although there will be hot drinks and biscuits sold at Imber Church (14.4 km/9.0 mi)).
For the tea options in Heytesbury and Warminster check page 2 of the walk directions pdf. T=swc.286

For the walk directions, a map, a height profile, gpx/kml files and photos click here.
  • 03-Apr-17

    Intend going.

  • 13-Apr-17

    After scratching my head on this for a while this morning, I concluded that perhaps the optimal mix of flexibility and cost would be to do a groupsave GWR return to Warminster. A groupsave allows groups of 3-9 to travel off-peak with a 1/3 discount and is not limited to the SE network. The only hitch being that you would need to coordinate and return together on the same train.... I will plan to be at the ticket window around 8:40ish on Sunday for anyone who would like to join together for a groupsave ticket....Happy Easter....

  • 17-Apr-17

    A select group of 2 assembled at the ticket office to purchase groupsave tickets (ending up with Newbury split tickets instead) and ultimately emerged into blazing bright sunshine at Westbury. Quickly leaving Westbury behind we soon launched up a steep hill towards a very handsome white horse and the ramparts and barrows of an iron age hill fort. Atop the hill, we were rewarded with stunning views far and wide and briefly parted company to explore different routes, regrouping to commence our traverse across the high rolling landscape of Salisbury Plain -- rich with grasses, flowers (loads of dandelions) and birds. Eventually, we reached the perimeter of the Imber Range which we initially skirted around before infiltrating. The terrain within the range was mainly wild rolling grasslands marked with the occasional tank track (and tank), archaeological site, grove of trees and military training structure. Nestled in a crease of the landscape and comprised of a combination of haunting remains and newer purpose built training structures, Imber Village presented a poignant reminder of the cost of military conflict. The church offered a small array of much welcomed refreshments (personally, I think a pop-up pub in the remains of the village pub would be a great (and lucrative) addition to the range open days) and had a very interesting and informative exhibition on the history of the village with a number of fascinating photos of the original village. Some clouds gathered on the horizon as we set off to complete our journey across the range towards 4 small hills in the distance (thankfully the near/middle distance). Leaving the range we passed by a cow and calf nursery with many new arrivals and several expectant mothers and descended into the valley bottom before gently ascending and following a ridge along the 4 little hilltops seen from afar (two of which had impressive remains of iron age hill forts). The route along this ridge offered further fantastic views across the countryside both near and far (including glimpses of the Isle of Wight) and back towards Imber Range before eventually descending from the fort ramparts into Warminster. We grabbed a quick bite from one of the various options available and caught the 19:44, arriving back in London just before 22:00.

    All in all a rich and rewarding day out!

New Walk! – SWC 286: Westbury to Warminster (via Imber Live Firing Range)
Length: 30.4 km (19.0 mi)
Ascent/Descent: 490/432 m
Net Walking Time: ca. 7 hours
Toughness: 9 out of 10
Take the 08.06 Exeter St. David’s train from Paddington (08.35 Reading), arriving Westbury at 09.42.
Return trains: plenty of options either to Waterloo (direct, or change at Salisbury) or to Paddington (change at Westbury or Swindon). Journey time from 2 hours, but mostly a lot longer.
Ticket prices are admittedly a little on the high side, as both stations are served by different train companies and outside the Network Southeast area: Buy an Off-Peak Warminster Return at £57.50 (£37.95 with Senior, Two Together etc. Railcards, but not with Network Railcards: tough luck, folks!).
Bookended by pretty indifferent, tarmac-heavy urban stretches through Westbury and Warminster (a typical garrison town full of low-rent pubs, plenty of shabby housing and a Wetherspoon’s Hotel: be prepared for a bit of aggro), and a White Horse set in concrete and painted white for easier maintenance, this walk is a challenging but fascinating journey across the Imber Live Firing Range on Salisbury Plain, an accidental wilderness due to having been MoD property since 1898, and completely out-of-bounds to the public.
The SWC, in its greatness, has negotiated exceptional access to the range today though.
We will be met by Sergeant-Major Watson at the sentry box at the Bratton Entrance to the Range, where he will assess our equipment and physical fitness for the adventure. He will also give us the mandatory Health & Safety briefing and assessment (see below ‘Rules’ for a taster).
We will then march in formation, accompanied by a drummer (left-right-left-right-left-right…), for 6 km to Imber village (abandoned in 1943 at short notice to be used for training house-to-house combat in preparation for the invasion of Europe and easily the most haunting and evocative place visited on any SWC walk, ever) with its burnt out shells of pockmarked buildings and the pervading smell of napalm (and not just in the morning).
En route to, and at, Imber do follow these Rules especially: don’t climb on abandoned tanks (they are targets, not playgrounds); don’t pick up unexploded ordnance; mind tanks crossing our track (they do generally have right-of-way, and even if not…); follow any instructions given by military personnel and don’t talk back to passing troops (they are armed, we are not); stay cool, calm and collected when shells explode close by; hide your accents (London or other foreign): this is deepest Brexit-Land.
Note: Before embarking on this walk, you have to read the chapters on Public Safety and Access Rights on Salisbury Plain/Imber Range and on General Health & Safety Rules for military areas and ranges on page 2 in the walk directions pdf, as there will be a written test on the train to decide whether you are allowed to join the walk! I don’t want to be embarrassed by you not passing the Sergeant-Major’s assessment, comprende?
A three-course lunch (made from long-life military rations with much watered-down ‘tea’ and some gruel) may be provided by the army at Imber, if we’re nice… T=swc.286
For walk directions, a map, a height profile, gpx/kml files and photos click here.
  • 26-Mar-17

    Great stuff - I am defo doing this one as I have heard about the abandoned village since my childhood and always wanted to visit

    Not sure about marching to yhe veat but daresay i will manage and suprisibgly I quite fancy the lunch - i have had too many gourmet middays.

    Well done Thomas - a decent walk at last

  • Anonymous
    26-Mar-17

    Truly magnificent post, Thomas, in style and substance. Thank you.

  • Percy Fishbelly
    26-Mar-17

    Any special clothing required? I think I have a tin hat somewhere. (Might once have been used as a potty but it was a long time ago.)

    And a white flag ..

  • 26-Mar-17

    This is a fantastic idea for a walk, Thomas: literally fantastic. But are you planning to do this one of the Milton Keynes one? It seems a shame to have two so incredible walks on the same day.

  • Anonymous
    26-Mar-17

    Split ticket option for youngsters: Padd-Bedwyn return with Network Card - £19.10; Bedwyn - Warminster Cheap Day Return £16.90. Total - £36. No need to get off train at Bedwyn.Please stick to April 1st for this walk. Thank you.

  • 27-Mar-17

    Walker: thanks for the praise, much appreciated. The MK walk is probably a little too short for me on this first long Saturday of the year, but I'm well up for this little adventure here. Just checking my storage shed for my old Bundeswehr fatigues, they gotta be somewhere surely...

  • 27-Mar-17

    In reply to Anonymous (Comment #5): that's true only if the return train also stops at Bedwyn, which the fast one's don't, so please disregard this option.

  • Kelda
    27-Mar-17

    Definitely an upgrade on MK!

  • Anonymous
    27-Mar-17

    It's April fool's day......

  • Anonymous
    27-Mar-17

    Will there be Poisson D'Avril for lunch?

  • Anonymous
    28-Mar-17

    Yes this walk defo an April Fool's joke

  • 29-Mar-17

    Sorry, folks, but I just had a call from the Army to tell me that my permission to enter the range this Saturday has been rescinded. No reason given, of course.

    Might have to do with my time served - in the Bundeswehr. Or maybe it's just the date.

    So the walk is off. I'll try again another time. Stay tuned.

    And thanks for reading.

  • Anonymous
    01-Apr-17

    Probably a wise move to postpone this very intriguing walk……definitely one to do with the appropriate clearances and instructions…..However, I simply could not resist the lure of the adventure today, so I set off on the appointed train to embark on the journey with a map (as an unusual glitch on the website resulted in me not being able to find the written instructions). Needless to say, I was not surprised when I was the only person to alight from the train under partly cloudy skies. After quickly passing through Westbury, I entered the Imber firing range and things became very interesting. Within moments of entering the range, I narrowly escaped being mowed down by a platoon of tanks moving in formation. It was only due to some fast action that I was able to sprint from harm’s way into a remnant of a derelict building. Once I caught my breath, I carefully carried on picking my way across the wild terrain and passing several burnt-out tanks along the way.

    Fortunately, I stumbled across a pub for lunch which much to my surprise featured poisson d’avril as the special of the day – however, I found it a little disappointing – somewhat dry and, well, papery…..After lunch the fun really began. Upon seeing a group of soldiers in the distance seemingly pointing riffles in my direction, I jumped behind a mangled and rusted jeep, ducked down and closed my eyes just in time to sense a shower of bullets whiz by narrowly missing me. When I opened my eyes, I found that I was staring down the business end of a riffle held by an apoplectic sergeant major who then unceremoniously marched me double time at gun point to the boundary of the firing range. Finally, upon reaching Warminster, I made my way to the Wetherspoons for a much needed drink where I succumbed to the offer to buy a whole bottle of red wine for just 1 pound more than a large glass. Having had too much to drink, I wobbled off to catch 20:10 back to London – only to fall asleep from too much wine and miss my connection in Salisbury, waking up at the train terminus in Portsmouth Harbour….

    Notwithstanding the challenges encountered today, this area holds great promise for an interesting walk – I definitely look forward to doing the official route at another time – preferably with written instructions and proper clearances…

  • Marion
    02-Apr-17

    Thanks to all contributors. I had such a laugh reading this and was almost taken in but for the excellent humour displayed by Thomas. I tried to visit the abandoned village taken over by the army near Lulworth Cove on the Isle of Purbeck coast a month ago on a week day but the access road was closed and shrouded in sea fog. There were views of tanks and military burnt out equipment but it does open on the weekends when sadly I'm working. You don't need permission then but need to check as its a long way from civilisation and fortunately i was driving